Saturday, May 29, 2010

Back to the Ence's

My sophomore year of high school i dated the most gorgeous wake boarding boy that lived out in the middle of nowhere in the biggest most fun house ever. I have wonderful memories full of pool parties and sand volleyball. Well I went back to that beautiful oasis yesterday. But things were very different. I was in a one piece swimming suit. Carson is on his mission somewhere foreign and crazy that I don't remember. I actually talked to a bunch or random people that I knew from high school (which isn't different from then, but it doesn't happen very often now). And I went with Narnia. Now the fact that he has a girlfriend and they are back together after taking a break, which was when me and him hung out a couple times, is new information to me. But regardless it was really fun to be social! People are actually nice when you are crammed in a hot tub together, even the ones you thought didn't like you in high school. Wearing a one piece in public is not embarrassing I actually got a couple compliments. And I think I might actually hang out with the most adorable kid that I had a huge crush on in eighth grade. All in all it turned out great and I officially have at least one friend. What could be better than that? I am such a little college co-ed. At least thats what my old young womens leader said when she saw me at the grocery store..."you just look like such a cute little co-ed!"

Monday, May 17, 2010

Jeepers Creepers!


I went on the creepiest date of my life. I really just don't want to go into it. But here is a little advice for all of those fellow daters in the world- even though the only people that read my blog are married family members.
1. Don't stare creepily at other people's bare sunburned legs. Its just weird.
2. If you notice that the other person is talking, asking questions, and then talking again, maybe throw in some dialog of your own. Thats why they call it a two way conversation.
3. If you happen to bring up the other persons ex boyfriend, even though she broke up with him cause she honestly just wasnt that interested, there is no need to remind her of how funny looking he is. And DONT under any circumstances ask if he is a good kisser. A. that is just weird- if you want to know so bad, try him out for yourself. B. if you just want to talk trash on him- well that is just unnecessary.
4. And this is really the most important one. DONT TELL THE WEIRD CREEPY STORY OF HOW YOU GOT EXCOMMUNICATED ON YOUR MISSION! I do not want to hear it! It makes me feel very uncomfortable to know that you got mad at heavenly father to give you kidney stones.
5. After all of this terribleness, don't ask to go for a walk around the block. The ride home was torture enough, there is absolutely no need to prolong it further.
6.AND after all of that....don't text me after and act surprised that I didn't text you back.

The creepy love note and yellow car should have been red flags enough for me to run in the opposite direction.

Monday, May 3, 2010

YES!!!


I feel how Brooks's face looks

I am done with finals! I am officially a sophomore in college and have no more studying or schooling to do for a whole month!

Narnia and I got hot chocolate and talked for like an hour. Magical. He made fun of me for telling him I was "almost 19," I gave him crap for being naturally athletic, it was a good time.

My whole crazy wonderful family was in the same place at the same time. I love them. A whole lot. My little nephews are the most adorable things in the world!

Cael finally remembered my name and didn't call me Krissica by the end of the trip.

I saw the winner of the Ironman as he transitioned from bike to marathon..crazy!

I got my bangs cut and now look like the pretty lady from Army Wives that used to be on Jag.

Its a GOOD day!