Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Woman of the Year 1974

Ton ta ton ta ton!
I couldn't find the actual striped sweater on the rock picture but i felt that this adequately expressed my feelings.

Happy Mothers Day to the best mom in the entire world. She is the funniest, nicest, most beautiful, kind, tiny, energetic, giving, generous, happy person ever. I can't believe someone as nice and wonderful as her actually exists. She is the best mom in the whole wide world. She does everything for her kids and grandkids and doesn't think twice about it. I am so grateful to have her!

Top 5 Reasons why Yoli is Awesome:
1. She received excellent scores in the swimming suit contest of Miss Iron County- excellent body.
2. As a member of the elite (only six members) cheer squad at Cedar High, she kissed all of the football captains.
3. She is the definition of hep to the jive.
4. She is an amazing aerobicizer -Master of the Step Touch.
5. She likes to exfolate her atne with a tawl and then use her permIT to get into the CAfe.
(capital letters used for emphasis on the wrong syllable)

4 comments:

  1. So funny! I love your top 5 reasons ha not the usuals she hears them too much like she is the sweetest most amazing most kind most beloved queen of our lives. Love you and Love our momma we are some lucky kids that is for sure!

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  2. HAHAHAHAHAH IM CRYING LIKE TEARS IN MY EYES AT WORK! Thats a down-right hillarious awesome perfect tribute to one awesome hilarious perfect momma laine. Love it! Love her. Love this post. We should print it, frame it & post it on her wall so she'll never forget how AWESOME she truly is!

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  3. ha! I didn't know she actually got 'excellent scores from Miss Iron County'!!! I did marry some excellent genes!
    I've never been 'best legs' type of girl... I always get the sweet spirit-type of awards.
    SHE IS A GOOD MOMMY!

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  4. It was NOT 1974, it was 1977. I wouldn't want to add 3 years to my age.
    I guess I do have a crazy hick sounding speech sometimes. At least I don't say "deef, battry or we was.
    Thanks for the Mother's Day compliments, ha. I love my family.

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