Although the testing center has been known to give me butterflies and the giggles, yesterday that was definitely not the case! Well I mean, it totally was, but I also had to take a four page Psych test that took me two hours! And it was not a nice little multiple choice, it was all free answer. But not just, lets see if you understand the concept free answer, it was lets see if you memorized the ninety some odd pages that were on this exam by asking you the most ridiculously specific questions that will make you cry! Upon exiting, Narnia tells me its a good thing there wasn't a time limit on my test cause I was in there forever. Oh was I, huh I hadn't noticed! My elbow was aching for the next four hours from gripping my stupid pencil so tight!
In my jazz class we did African Dancing, do you know how white and ridiculous I am?...Im pretty sure I threw my back out trying to get my groove on. Seriously?
In yoga the new blonde with her perfect teeth and tiny spandex pants informed us on no uncertain terms that this was not her first yoga class. Apparently my competitiveness got the best of me and I wanted to show her that we too are yoga vets. I tried really hard to do my shoulder stand rock out of it thing....Not only is my spine bruised, but I also managed to knee myself in the face! Seriously!
Let's just say that I am not having the easiest time getting around today.
After I started crying when my boss called me and told me I had to work all weekend, I realized that it must be time for some Midol. Great! The worst part is, that even if I didn't have work every Friday and Saturday night, I still wouldn't have anything to do! Cause I don't have friends! I would end up watching High School Musical two with my dad. Seriously!
I now have to go to my three hour, one credit biology lab. I hate this lab. Especially today. And no, I did not study, which means I will do bad on the quiz, which means I probably wont get an A in the class, which means I will have to watch a three hour long movie on evolution and write a paper on it for five points extra credit, and still not have an A in the class. Seriously?
Now don't get all worried here, just because I can't walk and Im on my period and I am so ready to be done with school I am tempted to just not go again and see what grades I could get without my finals, does not mean that I have lost my sunshine. I am still the joyfully happy person you all know and love, I just need a little more chocolate and some eye candy and I will be good. Maybe I will go to the testing center without any tests and just sit and stare. Cause thats not creepy at all!
