IM BACK!

I know, I know...my blogging has been seldom and far between lately, but good news for all of you that have missed my quit wit and humor! I broke up with my boyfriend! So that means I will have oogles of time for my beloved outlet of a blog! Hopefully some fun stalker stories will be coming your way soon. I mean, I kind of enjoyed having a boyfriend, just cause ya know it gave me something to do and he was really nice and took me to dinner and i think he actually really liked me, which lets be honest doesn't happen very frequently. But then he started really really liking me and it made me nervous!!! Ha and he like read surgical manuals for fun, and his favorite treat is yogurt....I need a man that can appreciate my insane love for all things chocolate and my incredible cookie making talent, and he just didn't fit the bill. And I feel like a total witch (substitute the w for a b) for breaking his little heart after only three weeks. And I'm seriously going to miss having someone to talk to and hang out with all the time, ya know because of my lack of friends. But I seriously think it was for the best. He was too serious, and because I am so serious I need someone not so serious, seriously! I guess its back to the testing center for me, if only I had any money to invest, I could go to the bank and checkup on the beautiful bank man. Don't worry, my job starts in June, and then I will be in there every two weeks! And yes I will memorize his schedule and actually go in the bank, wearing my hot jeans and sending out the vibe with my long hair (long hair=attractive to men and single just in case you were wondering.) And yes, my hair isn't actually long at all, but by June! I mean just imagine the potential length! It could mean wonderful things for me and the bank man!!!!