Red Rover Red Rover, Send Narnia Right OVER!

Ya, that's right. My soul mate spot is empty (thanks for the advice Kass, and all others!) and I'm really hoping Narnia gets the message. Or pretty much any other around my age, semi-good looking, funny, full of testimony and vigor young man! Yes, I pulled the "I think we should just be friends card" and yes I know its very cliche. But it was either that or tell Mr. Negative Nancy that he was driving me absolutely bonkers with his complaining and i hated that he didn't listen to me when I talked! And just because you can bench 375 pounds does not mean that you are Heman, and even if you were, I still don't want you to push me off the couch! And I'm sorry that I get a better score on every test in biology, but seriously don't get mad cause you're not as smart as me, you still got a hundred percent! Haha so I told him we should just be friends, he took it surprisingly well. Maybe he was just as sick of me as I was of him!!!

Deep in Thought

Real life Texas Ranger
vs.
Testing Center Stalking Narnia

So the whole breaking up thing, apparently I'm not very good at it. Cause look at me once again seeing Texas Ranger way too much, and I just don't have the feelings that he has towards me! But I seriously have no other friends and I was so bored and lonely for the day and a half that we didn't talk! But isn't that just the freaking rudest thing in the world, to date someone just because I have nothing better to do. I am such an awful person. But I really do like him and think that he is a good person. He treats me incredibly well. But I just don't think we are right for each other, at all. Like we are pretty much as opposite as two people can get besides the fact that we are both total nerds. Is it bad for me to keep dating him even though I don't want to end up with him in the long run? I just don't know what to do. I mean if Narnia were knocking down my door asking me out, then I would have no problem cutting my ties with Texas Ranger and skipping off into the testing center sunset. But no one else even talks to me! Oh the dilemmas of a dating girl! In the exponential amount of chick flicks I have seen in my life, never has it been this hard! There is always a clear choice! Someone is always running into them around the corner or coming to their window to sing them a song! This has totally clouded my perception of real life!

IM BACK!

I know, I know...my blogging has been seldom and far between lately, but good news for all of you that have missed my quit wit and humor! I broke up with my boyfriend! So that means I will have oogles of time for my beloved outlet of a blog! Hopefully some fun stalker stories will be coming your way soon. I mean, I kind of enjoyed having a boyfriend, just cause ya know it gave me something to do and he was really nice and took me to dinner and i think he actually really liked me, which lets be honest doesn't happen very frequently. But then he started really really liking me and it made me nervous!!! Ha and he like read surgical manuals for fun, and his favorite treat is yogurt....I need a man that can appreciate my insane love for all things chocolate and my incredible cookie making talent, and he just didn't fit the bill. And I feel like a total witch (substitute the w for a b) for breaking his little heart after only three weeks. And I'm seriously going to miss having someone to talk to and hang out with all the time, ya know because of my lack of friends. But I seriously think it was for the best. He was too serious, and because I am so serious I need someone not so serious, seriously! I guess its back to the testing center for me, if only I had any money to invest, I could go to the bank and checkup on the beautiful bank man. Don't worry, my job starts in June, and then I will be in there every two weeks! And yes I will memorize his schedule and actually go in the bank, wearing my hot jeans and sending out the vibe with my long hair (long hair=attractive to men and single just in case you were wondering.) And yes, my hair isn't actually long at all, but by June! I mean just imagine the potential length! It could mean wonderful things for me and the bank man!!!!