Red Rover Red Rover, Send Narnia Right OVER!

Ya, that's right. My soul mate spot is empty (thanks for the advice Kass, and all others!) and I'm really hoping Narnia gets the message. Or pretty much any other around my age, semi-good looking, funny, full of testimony and vigor young man! Yes, I pulled the "I think we should just be friends card" and yes I know its very cliche. But it was either that or tell Mr. Negative Nancy that he was driving me absolutely bonkers with his complaining and i hated that he didn't listen to me when I talked! And just because you can bench 375 pounds does not mean that you are Heman, and even if you were, I still don't want you to push me off the couch! And I'm sorry that I get a better score on every test in biology, but seriously don't get mad cause you're not as smart as me, you still got a hundred percent! Haha so I told him we should just be friends, he took it surprisingly well. Maybe he was just as sick of me as I was of him!!!

Deep in Thought

Real life Texas Ranger
vs.
Testing Center Stalking Narnia

So the whole breaking up thing, apparently I'm not very good at it. Cause look at me once again seeing Texas Ranger way too much, and I just don't have the feelings that he has towards me! But I seriously have no other friends and I was so bored and lonely for the day and a half that we didn't talk! But isn't that just the freaking rudest thing in the world, to date someone just because I have nothing better to do. I am such an awful person. But I really do like him and think that he is a good person. He treats me incredibly well. But I just don't think we are right for each other, at all. Like we are pretty much as opposite as two people can get besides the fact that we are both total nerds. Is it bad for me to keep dating him even though I don't want to end up with him in the long run? I just don't know what to do. I mean if Narnia were knocking down my door asking me out, then I would have no problem cutting my ties with Texas Ranger and skipping off into the testing center sunset. But no one else even talks to me! Oh the dilemmas of a dating girl! In the exponential amount of chick flicks I have seen in my life, never has it been this hard! There is always a clear choice! Someone is always running into them around the corner or coming to their window to sing them a song! This has totally clouded my perception of real life!

IM BACK!

I know, I know...my blogging has been seldom and far between lately, but good news for all of you that have missed my quit wit and humor! I broke up with my boyfriend! So that means I will have oogles of time for my beloved outlet of a blog! Hopefully some fun stalker stories will be coming your way soon. I mean, I kind of enjoyed having a boyfriend, just cause ya know it gave me something to do and he was really nice and took me to dinner and i think he actually really liked me, which lets be honest doesn't happen very frequently. But then he started really really liking me and it made me nervous!!! Ha and he like read surgical manuals for fun, and his favorite treat is yogurt....I need a man that can appreciate my insane love for all things chocolate and my incredible cookie making talent, and he just didn't fit the bill. And I feel like a total witch (substitute the w for a b) for breaking his little heart after only three weeks. And I'm seriously going to miss having someone to talk to and hang out with all the time, ya know because of my lack of friends. But I seriously think it was for the best. He was too serious, and because I am so serious I need someone not so serious, seriously! I guess its back to the testing center for me, if only I had any money to invest, I could go to the bank and checkup on the beautiful bank man. Don't worry, my job starts in June, and then I will be in there every two weeks! And yes I will memorize his schedule and actually go in the bank, wearing my hot jeans and sending out the vibe with my long hair (long hair=attractive to men and single just in case you were wondering.) And yes, my hair isn't actually long at all, but by June! I mean just imagine the potential length! It could mean wonderful things for me and the bank man!!!!

MEET THE FAMILY!

The dry spell is over. I owe a lot of ice cream. He even met my family! Now to be precise, he didnt meet my entire family, he still has a big football coach brother and amazingly hilarious greek sister in law...and some awesomely crazy and hilarious nephews to go! But he met the bulk of them, along with Kaber and his flavor of the week, at the parents anniversary/we want to meet your friend boy party yesterday. I have to say, it went quite well! There was only one mention of boobs, that Im not actually sure he heard and JJ only said he would take his shirt of and beat him like twice! That is pretty successful for my first legit (or lagit as Em would say) college friend boy family meeting. Some might actually go as far to say that he is my boy friend, but I just dont feel grown up enough to use that word. I think he even won some points with Josh because he actually knew the rules to Curling, thanks to his Canadian upbringing, and yes he does say mum and wagon funny! Maybe someday i will actually have a picture that I can post but for now just make a mental image and then we can compare how close you were!

The Testing Center

The testing center.... the three most dreaded words in the college vocabulary. At least every normal person in college. But am I normal? I think not. You may be asking...why on earth does this crazy girl like going to the awful place that makes you be quiet and put your backpack in a funny bag and prevent you from nonchalantly looking over your shoulder to see what the idiot next to you got on number three, just to make sure you're on the right page?

Reason #1: The only class that actually makes me go to the testing center is my CNA class. And these aren't actual tests, they are just semi-long quizzes. And I have gotten 100% on every single one....except for one, I missed the one about washing hands, 10-15 seconds just didn't seem long enough!

Reason #2: There just happens to be a beautiful boy that works there. And apparently he knows my entire family, which at least gave us something to talk about. And I'm pretty sure he is at least an inch taller than me, which totally works, I don't like looking up at people anyway. And he pretty much told me that I smell deliciously wonderful and he loves me. Well he actually just asked me if i put lotion on, and I said ya sorry its so smelly (cause it really was super strong but my hands were so dry from washing them with such wonderful technique in my CNA class!) And he always sits me at the same computer (#4), and I'm pretty sure its because at that computer he has the perfect angle to watch me take my tests so awesomely successfully! Except for the time the weird kid that told me my hair was rad sat me at Computer #8, I don't think my love was very happy about that! And neither was I because that is when I missed my one and only "wash your hands for 30 seconds" question! Freak!

I love the Testing Center! It give me such joy to go there every tuesday and friday at 11:00!

Ice Skating!!!

Ha my awkward facial expression really expresses my emotions at this time! Ice skating is freaking hard! And I was so nervous and crappy! And they gave me the little girl skates with pink laces cause they knew that I was on the same level as the five year olds!

Notice the dissheveled bangs and curly hair...well lets just say it wasn't because of my incredible speed and skill! It was so cold my hair actually curled! And I'm pretty sure my toes got frost bite and are in the process of falling off.

Scary face...I know....but what do you do. And yes, that is an actual boy, in real life. Not just an ambiguous figure that I stalk at the bank and church events. I went on a date. Ha and it was a pretty funny one, I'm not gonna lie. First off, lets just remember how physically coordinated I am... Then lets think of how this kid that I went on a date with kept telling me, "Well, I'm just naturally pretty talented physically," and "my body fat percent was like the lowest in our school." And let's add the fact that I was on ice! But it really was super fun and I actually kind of got the hang of it after a while.....after like an hour and a half of him pulling me around the ice:)

Oh and just to add to the awesomeness of my dating experience...

1. My mom used to babysit him when he was little and I still vividly remember him climbing the huge pine tree in front of my house. He said he had absolutely no recollection of me.

2. When he came to pick me up my sister told us that she wanted a picture of him lifting me in true figure skating manner. He replied with a "Ya, I don't think I'm even close to that strong." For real. Out loud. In front of me and my mom and sister. Ouch.

Seriously?

In our culture, the loss of wisdom teeth is almost a right of passage. Once you have gone through the excruciating pain and the fat face, and for the most elect, dry sockets, you can officially say that you are no longer a child. Well lets just say, I am a freaking adult! Last Monday I went to the cute little asian's office for the removal of my childhood. When I woke up, to my great surprise, I was giggling like a four year old! Being the extreme crier that I am, I just expected to be one of the blubbering girls you see so often. NOPE! I was just laughing up a storm. Until my mom tried to get me to drink V8 Juice, I told her on no uncertain terms that I don't like tomatoes! And then had the best ice cream cone of my life. By the end of the week my face was feeling better and I could almost eat macaroni and cheese. So I go to school all week, the swelling getting less and less. The food getting more and more solid. When all of the sudden yesterday, the right side of my face is double the size it was when I got my teeth out! What the heck? Yes, I got a freaking infection and had pus leaking into my mouth!!! Not good! So now I'm on another set of drugs and I am just not very happy about the condition of my health! On top of all of that I had to get a tetanus shot and went to a really intense dance class that basically ripped every muscle in my body. I'm hoping that this long weekend will give me the chance to heal so I can walk and eat normal solid foods. And that is my excuse for not blogging in the past like month, so stop giving me crap! You know who you are!